Necrophobia - 01 Page 3

  Outside, I had to sit on the porch a moment and catch my breath.

  The streets were silent.

  I heard plenty of commotion, but there on Holly Street, the hub of my little world, there was nothing.

  I didn’t waste any time. I went back home.

  Browning Hi-Power

  Type: 9mm Semi-Auto

  Kill Range: 150 feet

  Magazine: 13 rounds

  INHUMAN WAVE ATTACK

  Twenty minutes later, I was driving.

  I was in my pick-up heading up to Dunwoodie to check on Ricki’s mom. I figured if I found her—or didn’t—that would be it for the day. I’d hole up in the basement, see if Jimmy LaRue wanted to join us. What I saw as I drove was pretty much what I was seeing in my own neighborhood: cars abandoned in the middle of streets, bodies in yards. I saw a burning house and two zombies on a street corner feeding on a corpse, pulling entrails from its belly and stuffing themselves with them. No one was trying to stop them. I saw two teenagers running. I saw a naked woman with autopsy stitching running up her torso in a Y just walking up the sidewalk. She paid me no mind. She just kept walking.

  I saw three or four others.

  It was unbelievable. Yonkers was being overrun by the living dead. I wondered what it was like in New York City which was just a few miles south of us. I thought of all the cemeteries there. The funeral homes. The morgues. The mortuaries. I thought of all the people there who had been bitten and were now waking up. It would be like some kind of insane geometric progression. If it wasn’t brought under control and fast…

  I called Ricki and pulled to a stop before her mother’s house.

  I stepped out with the Browning Hi-Power in my hand. Just up the block, hidden behind a delivery van there was a police car. Carefully, I went over there. I saw no one about, but I could feel eyes watching me and I didn’t think it was my imagination. Like a lot of the other cars I’d seen, the driver’s side door was open. There was blood on the seats. On the dashboard. Sprayed up onto the windshield. The police radio was still working and there was a steady chatter between dispatchers and mobile units. Some of the voices were hysterical and shouting.

  I could hear gunfire in the distance. A lot of it. I didn’t like that at all. There was a steady stream of traffic out on Central Ave and, realistically, it didn’t look much different than any other day. But it was different. It was different now in just about every way.

  I went over to Ricki’s mom’s house.

  It was a trim little brick ranch with a flowering wall of white and pink tea roses. They were beautiful. Even I had to admit that. Ricki and I had stood before them and had our engagement picture snapped by her mom. The photo was up on the mantle at home. Thinking that, I felt something twist in my belly. I put it out of my head and went up to the door. I knocked three times, then I just went in.

  A TV was playing away.

  “Della?” I called out. “It’s me, Steve. We’ve been trying to get a hold of you.”

  No response.

  Nothing but the blare of the TV. I tracked the sound and went into the bedroom. Della wasn’t in there, but I knew her well enough to know that she would not turn the TV on and just leave. She was frugal as all hell. Della was manic about turning off lights if you weren’t in the room and turning down the heat in the wintertime to the point where you’d be shivering. She did not waste electricity.

  So where was she?

  The feel of the house told me it was empty. It had that cavernous, deserted feeling that empty houses have. I detected no unpleasant smells that would have told me something awful had happened. There was nothing. It smelled like Della’s house always did: flowery, fresh, a distant trace odor of something like baked bread and pots of soup. A good smell. The kind that made you feel at home. Made you want to kick off your shoes and curl up in a LA-Z-Boy.

  I turned towards the TV to shut it off.

  CNN was on and they were following stories about military containment operations in the continental U.S. I flipped to the BBC to see scenes of the British Army patrolling streets in armored vehicles. They looked like Panthers. I kept clicking and found FOX. One look at the screen told me all I wanted to know: DEATH VIRUS? I shook my head and turned the TV off. Death virus. Maybe that was a good name for it, but it sounded like tabloid shit. Typical FOX. When they weren’t stroking the Right Wing they were ladling out the bullshit in great steaming heaps.

  But none of that found Della.

  And I was worried. Della, for all intents and purposes, could take care of herself. She grew up hard in the South Bronx and, despite just celebrating her sixty-fifth year, you didn’t want to piss her off. But all that aside, she was kind. She treated me like a son and she was the one who’d given us the down payment on our house. Despite having deep pockets from when her husband (Ricki’s father) died on the railroad, you wouldn’t have known it. She still did most of her shopping at flea markets and rummage sales.

  “Della…where are you?” I said under my breath.

  With the TV off, I could hear the almost claustrophobic silence of the house. I heard more shooting in the distance. I looked everywhere and saw nothing. Everything was in its place. I had no reason to suspect anything weird had happened…that was, until I peered out into the backyard and saw all the sheets flapping on the line.

  I went outside.

  I found a house slipper in the grass. Nothing else. No blood, no nothing.

  I called Ricki. “I don’t know where she is,” I told her, leaving the slipper and TV out of it. “Everything looks fine. Maybe she’s out.”

  Ricki was not convinced and I didn’t blame her. But I’d done my bit and now it was time to leave. As much as I cared for Della, I didn’t like the idea of leaving Ricki and Paul alone any longer than necessary. As I was getting ready to leave, I heard that gunfire again. And it was closer. Real close now. I went outside to my pick-up and stopped right on the sidewalk.

  The dead were coming.

  And not just the dead but the men fighting them.

  It was an awful cacophony of rifle fire and screams, vehicles squealing their brakes and men shouting on bullhorns. Overhead, a chopper buzzed the neighborhood.

  Driver ants, is what I thought.

  I’d seen a program on TV. South American driver ants cutting a killing swath through the jungle. Trees and bushes stripped, animals eaten down to bones. Nothing escaped them, not even men who were stupid enough to get in their way.

  The dead were coming on in much the same way.

  They were coming from the direction of Downtown.

  If I had to reduce it to military terms, I would have said the walking dead I had thus far seen were reconnaissance units and now here was the main force. There were literally hundreds of zombies pushing forward, a huge and voracious machine of destruction. They overflowed the street, they filled lawns and sidewalks and boulevards. People—normal people—were pushed before the wave of the dead, screaming and crying out as the hissing army bore down on them. I saw zombies eating people. I saw zombies eating each other. I saw two women who were running ahead of them fall and disappear amongst a flurry of clutching hands and swarming bodies. Blood was flowing and gathering in a heaving, stinking mist over the streets. And still the killing and atrocities continued.

  Out on the Avenue, people tried to run cars right through the crowds of zombies, to blast through their numbers. But that was a mess. They smashed into one another, into zombies, popping curbs and slamming into houses. The dead were caught in the traffic pile-up, their own crushed—but still animate—bodies becoming ramparts until that forced the traffic to stop. And then, of course, it got worse as cars and trucks backed-up, trying to escape the snafu and bashing into one another, tangling things up worse. The zombies were the sharks in the confusion and chaos, of course. Like some reaction force of the living dead, they thronged in, throwing themselves against windshields. Battering themselves bloody, thrashing and biting and forcing their way into cars, feeding
on flesh and burying screaming people in their masses.

  A jacked-up four-wheel drive Chevy Blazer with balloon tires came screeching in, smashing zombies to pulp. In the cab and in the bed, men with shotguns and hunting rifles kept shooting into the legions of blood-maddened ghouls. There was so much confusion and screaming and dogs barking you could barely hear the reports of their guns. Zombies were dropping, but never enough. It was like some pipe had burst and Dunwoodie was being drowned in an ocean of the undead.

  Finally, even the four-wheeler was overrun as zombies got into the cab. The driver and his shotgunner were yanked out and offered to biting mouths and tearing fingers.

  The zombies got up into the bed, too, and the men dove for freedom and were instantly inundated, shrieking as they were dismembered and torn to shreds.

  One of the zombie hunters escaped the crushing swarm. He had produced a machete and was frantically chopping at the dead, but, he too, was overwhelmed. I saw a man stumble free. A zombie that was nearly split in half hung from his belly by its teeth.

  I wanted to help, but there was nothing I could do. There were too many and they were pouring forward in a tide. If selfishness is the key to survival, then I was selfish. I went to my pick-up, refusing to watch the slaughter any longer, my guts shriveling like fruit in a drought. This was it, I thought. This was really it. Civilization was falling. The dead were rising. They were gutting society, making more and more of themselves. And if it was this bad here, I didn’t want to think of the slaughterhouses that Manhattan and Los Angles and Chicago had become…or the Bronx, which was just minutes away.

  For one frantic insane moment, I couldn’t find my keys.

  They weren’t in my pockets.

  They weren’t in the truck.

  I had left them in the house.

  Jesus.

  It was a habit of mine built up by many years of repetition. I always set my keys on the table in the foyer of Della’s house. I ran inside and they were right where I’d left them. As I got outside, the dead were converging. They were no more than fifty feet away. I could smell their putrescent stink which was hot and seething. My heart banged against my ribs as I dashed for the pick-up and came around the side and two zombies were waiting for me.

  The first was a heavy woman in a flowered bathrobe.

  The other was a priest. He still had his Roman collar on, his eyes fixed and glaring, his mouth open like that of a rattlesnake ready to strike. They both came at me simultaneously, moving with slow and economical strides, but persistent, endlessly persistent.

  I didn’t have time to aim.

  I put two rounds into the woman to drive her back and I turned and fired twice right into the priest’s face. The bullets split him from chin to scalp and his face literally fell off. Somehow, the bullets had not punctured his brain. Maybe they were deflected by the skull itself and maybe my aim was poor (it was).

  His mold-speckled fingers brushed against my shirt and I jammed the muzzle of the Browning right up to his left eye and jerked the trigger. His skull blew apart with a grisly splashing sound…then the woman grabbed me. I spun from her grip seconds before she would have bitten into my shoulder. I cracked her in the face with the butt of the Browning which made her stumble back a few steps. Then I jumped up and drop-kicked her, slamming one foot into her sternum and driving her to the pavement. It was a wild and insane thing to do—something from a fucking Chuck Norris movie—but it was the first thing that entered my mind.

  I threw myself in the cab of the pick-up and turned it over.

  It jumped in my mind at that point—the wall of zombies was twenty feet away—that this was the part in every cheap-ass horror movie I’d ever seen that the car or truck won’t turn over. I felt a white blossom of fear in my chest at the very idea. But she cranked and I threw her into reverse just as five or six zombies that stumbled along in front of the pack reached the truck.

  They slammed their hands against the windows.

  Two of them climbed up on the hood.

  I stomped on the accelerator and squealed out into the street, hitting a parked Volvo and throwing my riders.

  I heard their fingers fumbling at the door handles just as I threw the locks. Then one of them with a face of septic rot became more enterprising: he smashed his head into the passenger side window like a hammer, his skull coming apart like a juicy, rotten plum and spraying the window with gore until it spider-webbed out with cracks and fell in.

  I threw the truck into drive just as the undead army were seconds from converging.

  But my other rider wasn’t letting go. He was forcing himself in through the window and I pulled the Browning and drilled three slugs into the mush of his face until his head exploded in a spray of gray matter, bone chips, and strands of coarse hair.

  Another had climbed into the bed and I jammed on the brakes, throwing him up against the cab. I stomped the accelerator and he was thrown back, flipping over the tailgate and into the street.

  And then I was driving.

  Driving like a bat out of hell, shaking and sweating.

  HOMEWARD BOUND

  I was half out of my mind as I drove back to Lincoln Park. What was chewing away at what was left of my sanity was not the walking dead, but the fact that I couldn’t raise Ricki on my cell. She just wasn’t answering. On any other day that would have been no big deal—our cellular provider, name deleted, was notorious for dropping calls and losing signals and just being unavailable in general. But what I feared was not those things. It was something of a much darker variety.

  I kept calling.

  I had four bars.

  I should have been getting through.

  I wanted to put the pedal to the metal but I didn’t dare because there were so many cars abandoned in the streets. Some were driven into trees and right up onto lawns. The walking dead were everywhere, it seemed. I saw them standing in driveways and up on porches banging on doors, looking in windows. I almost ran down a guy that darted out from between two parked cars. He kept running and I soon saw why: there were zombies coming after him. Seven or eight of them. They walked across the road, oblivious to me. They had tunnel vision, it seemed. Once they had locked onto their targets, they had no interest in anything else. That was something I planned on remembering. It might come in handy.

  About two blocks from our house I saw someone walking up the street.

  Someone familiar.

  She turned when she heard me coming. It was Diane, Ricki’s sister. Though I hate to admit it, I was tempted to keep on going. I couldn’t do that, of course, but I was tempted.

  “Hey, Steve,” she said when she climbed in, bushing glass from the seat. “What’s happening?”

  I was kind of at a loss for words. Oh, not much. Just out sightseeing zombies. How ‘bout you? “I’m heading home,” I finally said.

  “Cool. I was coming to see you guys. What happened to your window?”

  “I had a run-in with some…ah…people.”

  “The dead ones? Man, they’re everywhere,” Diane said. “I mean, it’s not like I didn’t suspect something like this. I woke and I knew today was going to be freaky. You ever have those days?”

  “Sure.” I shook my head. “You shouldn’t be out in the streets, you know.”

  “Oh, well you just have to be careful. They’re not real fast. Just don’t let ‘em box you in, man. That’s the secret.”

  “I guess,” I said.

  Diane had a fanny pack with her and nothing else. She unzipped it. “Got some good stuff in my pharmacy here. You wanna get high?”

  I was at a loss for words again. The city was under siege by the living dead and she wanted to burn a joint. Unbelievable.

  “No, I’m good.”

  She shrugged and zipped her pharmacy shut.

  We drove on and I thought about Diane waiting it out with us in the basement. Good God, I didn’t know if I could handle it. Ricki and she had a way of getting on each other’s nerves and I didn’t feel much l
ike playing referee. Ricki didn’t like Diane around Paul for obvious reasons. Paul was fascinated by her, probably because she represented a world that was foreign to him. Honestly, though, I think it was more than that. Diane was not an unattractive woman. She had long dishwater blonde hair, big blue eyes—very dazed-looking eyes, you understand—and a rough, tough, albeit very sexy aura about her. She was dangerous, I suppose, and Paul was a boy and he was not immune to it. Besides, Diane had a pretty good body and she wasn’t above showing it off. Right then, she had on crotch-high blue jean cut-offs, her long legs crossed, her ample cleavage spilling out of a spaghetti-strap top.

  I pretended not to look.

  I pulled into our driveway and nothing looked much different. I saw a couple undead at the end of the block, just standing around on the street corner like they were waiting for the bus. I made note of that, too. I remembered Paul telling me they were nothing but stupid eating machines. Maybe he had something there. Maybe unless they had some food in their sights, they lacked direction or purpose.

  “Man, looks you guys fought a good one here,” Diane said, staring at the bodies on the lawns and in the streets.

  “We had some trouble,” I said.

  I unlocked the front door and in we went. When I got Diane inside, I locked the door behind us. The very fact that the doors weren’t torn off their hinges or no windows were broken was a good sign. Diane plopped herself down in my recliner and lit a cigarette. Christ, Ricki would have a bird. She didn’t allow smoking in the house and she had ridden me pretty hard until I quit the damn things two years before.

  “Where’s the wife and kid?” Diane asked.

  “Downstairs,” I said.

  “Cool.”

  But Diane and her habit were hardly my problem.

  I went downstairs and the door was still locked from the inside. I knocked.

  “Who’s there?” I heard Ricki say.